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Oh, you’re still smarting over a SOTAR post, huh? Well, butter my biscuit and call me a bagel, do we have the perfect (and utterly necessary) product for you! Unveiling the one, the only, SOTAR ‘Rear-End Rescuer’ Cream! Tailor-made for that precious peach of yours that’s taken quite the metaphorical beating.
And here’s the cherry on top of your ego salve: half of your hard-earned money will go straight into the “I Really Should Move Out Of Mom’s Basement But Video Games And Pizza Are Life” fund. So, in the process of tending to your delicate derriere, you’re simultaneously giving a financial kick up the backside to those who need it most – the proud, the few, the basement dwellers.
Isn’t life just grand? Order your SOTAR ‘Rear-End Rescuer’ Cream now. Because who doesn’t love adding another jar to the bathroom cabinet for problems you didn’t even know existed? Trust me, your tushie and mom’s basement-bound knights thank you in advance.
PS. Can also be used as an emergency Rifle lubricant
